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Few beginners
by Infinity squared Sat Oct 04, 2008 6:58 pm
If Tianic Movie was made in India by Bollywood movie makers……………..
1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship
2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of
course singing in the rain!
3) The movie could have been called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"
4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still
survive, but the villian would die in the first dip.
5) The iceberg could have been sent by the heroine's father to teach
the hero a lesson.
6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.
7) Half of the rescue boats would be reserve for SC /ST/OBC
- Spoiler:
- 1) Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it - Cullen Hightower
2) Women are the foundation of society....but it is the men who lay them!!!
3) "The object of war is not to die for your country...But let the other bastard die for his"
4) Sometimes Majority means all the fools standing on one side!
5) Nothing is always ever wrong even the clock that stops is right twice a day.
6) Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After a while you realize that while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually enjoying it.
7) The only job where you start at the top, is digging a hole
Similarity between an 'Asshole' and a 'Blackhole' is that they both SUCK BIG TIME!
9) People say that nothing is impossible but i do nothing everyday...
10) If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
11) Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
12) Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
- Spoiler:
- 13) Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil.
14) win as if u are used to it...lose as if u enjoyed it just for a change..
15) no one dies virgin, life fu**s everyone ...
16) BEHIND EVERY MAN'S SUCCESS THERE IS A WOMAN....AND THE FARTHER THE WOMAN IS STANDING BEHIND THE MAN ,THE MORE ARE HIS CHANCES OF SUCCESS.
17) God doesnt play dice with the universe - Einstein
Stop telling God what to do. - Niels Bohr
God not only plays dice but loves to do so. - Heisenberg after his famous Uncertainty principle.
18) There is always light at the end of the tunnel.....often its of the incoming train...
19) success kisses u in private n failure f**ks u in public...
20) " THERE WAS ONLY 1 TRUE CHRISTIAN AND HE DIED ON THE CROSS."
21) The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us...
22) “You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'”
23) “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
24) " The road to success is always under construction"
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Re: Few beginners
by rt_08 Wed Oct 08, 2008 5:41 pm
big time favourites of mine are ur spoilers and especially the 15 and 19 ones which are true realities 
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Re: Few beginners
by Infinity squared Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:00 pm
they r really good
anshul u'll find them to good to read
now don't ask who is anshul
anshul u'll find them to good to read
now don't ask who is anshul
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Re: Few beginners
by Arnav...!!! Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:57 pm
dats a gud one..........slap someone and say "dont ask y i slappd........"
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Re: Few beginners
by Arnav...!!! Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:32 am
now let me try to upload d stuff i got frm my frends...........
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by Arnav...!!! Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:41 am
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Re: Few beginners
by Arnav...!!! Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:44 am
the 4 above are the same as 4 below...........so if u r abl to see from one post then dont check the other post........
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Re: Few beginners
by Infinity squared Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:56 pm
is this a joke??
collection of hundreds.....
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Re: Few beginners
by SKAND Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:14 am
after that,I think noone can say that he provided more jokes than me
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Re: Few beginners
by Infinity squared Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:20 pm
this is in no way a pj(if u haven't read earlier!!)
- Spoiler:
Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.
SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.
George: Condi! Nice to see you? What''s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Let's hear it.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I''m asking you? Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu?
George: The Chinese?
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya?asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well,I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That''s the man's name.
George: That's whose name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes sir.
George: Yassir? You mean arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. and then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: Call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N .?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: and stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N!
Condi: Kofi?
George: all right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice here.
George: Rice? Good idea. and a couple of egg rolls, too.
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